The 'Vast Left Wing Conspiracy'

I titled this posting after Hillary's infamous quote that it was a "vast right wing conspiracy' out to get her husband throughout his presidency. In the case of the current situation in the Republican camp there is a real left wing conspiracy going on - and it's lethal. The liberals are trying to cut off the heads of the leaders of the Republican party, a tactic they apparently learned from our soldiers liberating Iraq, (though they prefer to call what our troops did as invading). Cut off the heads of the leadership and you control the country - and the liberals say there was no good reason for going to war with Iraq – at least they learned something! In the hot seat Tom Delay, Bill Frisk, and now Louis Libby with bigger fish in their sights - particularly the President. After all, they have to get back at the person who bloody their nose during the last election. Involved in the conspiracy are the usual suspects, including Ted (Burp) Kennedy, Hillary Clinton, Chucky (Cheesy) Schummer, ect.,and, surprise, surprise, the major (minor) networks. The major networks are so rabid they even eliminated an hour and a half of their regular network programming to show the indictment of Louis Libby – something their not apt to do even for a Presidential address from this administration.

NBCs Brian Wilson called Libby's indictment a ‘tour de force’ by Prosecutor Fitzgerald. David Gergen, former presidential counselor, political analyst and paid commentator said it was an ‘impressive performance by the prosecutor’. Gergin's right, it was a performance. Fitzgerald was clearly grandstanding and relishing being in the spotlight. Fitzgerald didn't just indict Louis Libby, he convicted the man on national television. And Chris Matthews was his usual bloated screaming egocentric self, accepting Joe Wilsons side of the story as God given truth while trying to convince his audience to convict Louis Libby in the court of public opinion. Visibly absent from all of this is one of the original idiots who published Valerie Plames name – Robert Novak. (Hey, that rhymes. Plames name will burn in the flames - where it should). In an effort to get tighter up the assholes of the libs Novak got suffocated a few weeks ago. Despite this there’s plenty of gloating to go around from the left. Unfortunately, there's a problem with the left's gloating theory of a right wing conspiracy to go to war. The problem:

Joe Wilson is a LIAR! He lied about who sent him to Niger (claiming it was the Vice President who recommended him to the CIA to go to Niger in the hope that it would give him some legitimacy - even though he had none as an inspector,) and he lied about what he found out in Niger (that Sadam did send emissaries to Niger to try and purchase yellow cake as the governments of Niger and Great Britain still attest). Joe Wilson lying about who got him the job has the moral equivalence of a civilian putting on a uniform and claiming to be in the military.
Joe Wilson did all this in an effort to undermine this administration and help the left wing conspiracy try to get the Dimwits back in power and to delegitimize the war effort. It doesn’t seem to occur or matter to the America bashing left that in the process of lying about the actual findings of Iraq’s intent for going to Niger Joe Wilson put America’s national security at risk. So much for the claim that Wilson is a ‘respectable public servant’.

Mandy Grumwald worked for the rapist Bill Clinton, and now for his useless wife, Hillary, and she happens to be married to the man who first reported the lies of Joe Wilson, Matt Cooper. I know the media and liberal assholes like to think the general public is stupid, and to a degree they're right. Liberal bullshit policies and deliberate misinformation in public schools have dumb down more Americans than Stalin could ever hope to achieve. But already people are talking about the Cooper/Grumwald connection to the Clintons, and what they are saying is that the Clintons are behind this. And in the end, I'm sure the American people will be right. Hillary can flush her presidential ambitions down the toilet!

I know it never occurred to short sighted liberals, that we had to get a foothold in the Middle East - or haven't they heard lately the insane rantings coming out of the Demons with nuclear ambitions in Iran. That's not something that can be addressed as easily as launching a missile at an empty tent in the desert - as how Clinton addressed terrorism.

But even Clinton talked about disarming Iraq of its WMDs though to hear the conveniently forgetting selective memory of the left, Clinton never said that. Fortunately, there is plenty of video and audio tape saved for posterity to prove that he did. To quote the nephew of the drunken murderer, Ted Kennedy, "If Sadam didn't have WMDs then where did he get the WMDs to poison his own people?" Even Ted (Burp) Kennedy's nephew has more sense than his uncle or the rest of the imbecilic irrational left.

In the end I’m sure Louis Libby will be vindicated and Joe Wilson will be seen then as he is now – as a very small sad vindictive and jealous man.

Charles and Camilla Plan Trip to White House

Next week Prince Charles and Camilla Parker ‘Balls' will visit the President and First Lady at the White House. For some reason every time I see the infamous Camilla Parker ‘Balls' I keep getting a nagging feeling that she reminds me of someone. It finally came to me today - Jack Lemon impersonating a woman in ‘Some Like It Hot'. They look exactly the same except Jack Lemon makes a prettier woman, don't you think?